Ito Ran ([info]orchid_rex) wrote,
@ 2007-06-25 17:43:00
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Current mood: predatory
Current music:Hollywood Undead: The Loss

My Dearest, Darlingest Yoyo-Tan~
I've had a delightful evening with the magpies. Really. I have. When they weren't nattering my ears off and fussing with pins and more lace than any person should ever be exposed to. And it seems that there is considerable interest in having that 'strapping young man' that I call my doubles' partner at their next fashion soirée. It seems that the next line-up would be perfectly fitting for one such as yourself.

There was even mention of cross-dressing. ♥

Sadly, I've already had to decline due to a previous engagement.

Also, I do hope you enjoy your stay in Special Hell this week. Just remember to keep your hands and limbs inside the carriage, avoid the restricted areas, and deposit all waste in the proper bins. Please note the locations of all the emergency exits (...there aren't any), restrooms (none of those either), and safety devices (also nonexistent).

No love.

~Ito Ran
Supreme Evil Overlord
Hades, Inc.

P.S. Yes. I am an evil bastard. Thank you for noticing. ♥

P.P.S. And we have a match Saturday morning. Ten a.m. Try to not let this 'gig' interfere. You know how much I hate loosing.

P.P.P.S. You and your closet are also still mine Saturday night.


[ooc] This week, Yohji can expect Ran to break his own 'no touching in public' rule with lots of purely accidental brushes against and absolutely nothing else. Saturday is 'dress up Yoyo-tan' in the tightest, sexist thing he can find and then drag him clubbing -- with more touching. Uhm. XD; Special Hell Week indeed~ (And yes, it scares me that they aren't dating. XD Like. At all. And he's like this...)


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[info]ronin_with_drum
2007-06-26 06:30 pm UTC (link)
'Strapping young man'? Don't, you know, little old ladies use that term?

Really, I'd prefer 'hot, yummy hunk of man', myself.

You're not scaring me, yanno, Ran-chan. Nope, not a bit. None whatsoever.

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[info]orchid_rex
2007-06-26 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Little old ladies, knitting clubs, sewing circles. They sort of go together with the 'fashion' club, don't you think?

Of course you would. ♥ But I really prefer strapping for you.

We'll see how you feel this weekend. ♥

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[info]ronin_with_drum
2007-06-26 07:55 pm UTC (link)
Yeah. If you're a snob. ^_~

Why's that?

Ho-hum. What a threat. :P;;

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[info]orchid_rex
2007-06-26 08:01 pm UTC (link)
Have I ever denied not being one?

Because the idea of you being strapping moves nicely into you getting strapped. For every single little pin-prick the magpies leave on me. ♥

You know I love it when I'm underestimated.

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[info]ronin_with_drum
2007-06-26 08:11 pm UTC (link)
Nope. Not that you ever could, though. Your nose would give you away every time. What with being stuck up in the air all the time. ^_~

How cruel. Chicks don't dig whip marks, so lets not go that route, okay? ^_^;;

I try, I really do.

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[info]orchid_rex
2007-06-26 08:16 pm UTC (link)
Oh, you wound me, Yo-tan. Really. However, it's the only way I can really look you in face. Your collar bone is...not that interesting if I'm not doing anything interesting to it.

I think you're hanging around the wrong chicks then.

And on occasion, you succeed.

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[info]ronin_with_drum
2007-06-27 12:00 am UTC (link)
So how do you explain it when you're not looking at me? Practicing?

No woman can match you, Ran-chan. ^_~ For bloodlust, that is.



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[info]orchid_rex
2007-06-27 12:14 am UTC (link)
Avoiding things that aren't worth looking at.

How lucky for you. I'm not sure you'd survive it.

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[info]ronin_with_drum
2007-06-27 12:20 am UTC (link)
So only me and the sky are worth looking at? Shouldn't be falling in love with me like that, Ran-chan. ^_~

Nope. One Ran-chan is enough, thanks.

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[info]orchid_rex
2007-06-27 12:28 am UTC (link)
...not remotely funny, Yo-tan.

I don't know. I'm rather fond of the idea of cloning myself.


[ooc] The L word is apparently not one Ran throws around lightly...go figure.

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